On the subject of priority incidents.

Introduction

In The Church there is sometimes talk about Pee-One, and it is considered a holy idol. There is rumored to exist Pee-Zero, and its existence is sometimes confused with Pee-One.

The fabled Pee-One (or Pee-Zero) is sacred, to the point it must be shown affection and attention at all times, or the gods will be angered.

Differentiate between the idols

No all Pees are the same. The follower must learn to see how the different Pees operate. The idols are championed by the ordained, given significance in their sermons and offered to the follower as being of utmost importance. The idols feed on the wicked ways of the ordained, their ability to twist the world into a state of disarray which the idols serve to correct. The presence of the idols ensure the ordained keep their congregation in strict adherence to the gospel.

Where do the idols come from

The idols came into being during the foundation of The Church. In order to recruit followers to The Church the ordained needed to convince them that the world was wicked due to their own sins. As such the ordained require Idols to use as methods of keeping their congregation in a continuous state of unholy failure. By giving followers impossible standards to fulfil, the Idols, or Pee-Ones, are used to ensure that they never realise the failings are that of The Church itself. The ordained benifit from receiving praise for their followers strictly showing Pee-Ones attention.

The Idols are meaningless

The follower may awaken when they realise the idols are simply a front, a lie, that achieves nothing apart from preventing the congregation from realising their true potential. Once the congregation becomes woke, genuine progress can be made.